My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
MAN, I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
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Don't you hate it when you read "read" as "read" when you meant to read "read" as "read" and not "read," so you have to reread it so you read it as "read" and not "read"?
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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.
But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
My girlfriend told me that if i make one more joke about numbers we're not going to be a couple anymore.
I said "pair enough".
